My Birthday and I'm goin' effin' nuts!

Why is it when my birthday's coming up I start to feel nauseous? Is it because I'm getting old? Almost having a quarter-life crisis? Nervous breakdown?

I used to love celebrating it, now I just want to get it over with. Yeah sure I get phonecalls and emails greeting me, I appreciate it a lot. But the thing is, I stopped celebrating my big day when I was on th 6th grade. I don't know what significant event happened. Maybe I just grew up too young.

Now i want to bring that enthusiasm back, I don't how but I'll find a way. How will I celebrate my birthday now? Run around the house all day in my birthday suit? Get trashed while barhopping? Spend all my money shopping?

I figured, the beach. Nah, too cold nowadays.

Maybe I should just go have dinner with friends.

Where are my friends?

Oh God....I'm nauseous again...